Scaredy Cat Writing Challenge

Whilst working on my second book, I managed to spell “exacerbated” correctly on the first try. For me, this is a rare and wondrous occurrence. I raised my arms in victory, perhaps even threw the metal-head devil horns, and certainly shouted, “YES!”

Bodacious Bombshells Burlesque Revue founder Raven LaRoux brought two cute cats when she moved in to the Manor of Master Nick. Max, the smallest, cutest, fluffiest kitty is quite the fraidy cat. At my sudden noise and gesture, he scampered from the room as fast as his little kitty paws could carry him.

Poor little guy. I may

Insurance Racket

I recently received some junk mail that, at first glance, seemed to say, “It buys $50,000 Life Insurance.” 

“…Or else it gets the hose again,” I immediately thought. 

Advertisers have long sought to belittle and scare humanity into reflexive consumerism, but calling a potential customer “It” was a new low. 

Love Cats, and The Valentine’s Bizarre!

These kitty brothers need a home! They love attention, and are accustomed to having their nails trimmed. They’re neutered, and have had their first round of shots. A friend rescued them from a parking lot where they’d been left in a box duct taped closed without air holes. If you or someone you know lives in or around Sacramento, and can give some tender loving care to a pair of kitties, let me know!

 

On another note, the Lonely Hearts of the Living Dead

Valentine’s Zombizarre is tonight!

‘Tis A zombie-themed arts fair in honor of George Romero’s birthday!

(Director: Night of the Living Dead)

Do your Valentine’s Day gift shopping with local merchants, each providing wonders you won’t find anywhere else,

including the art prints and pendants of

Master Nick, http://www.facebook.com/TheArtOfMasterNick 

Tonight, 8:PM to 12:AM at On The Y!

670 Fulton Ave, Sacramento, CA 95825-4814